Just Bump It! Black T-Shirt

Just Bump It! Black T-Shirt

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“Just Bump It! ” Commemorative T-Shirt

You know you want to greet your mates but with the social distancing and no handshakes and hugs and kisses you have to get creative!

Our NEW tee design is an absolute ripper and it'll show the world the virus can't take away your Aussie sense of humour and creativity!

  • 100% Pre-shrunk, hand-stretched cotton
  • Relaxed, breathable and light feel - perfect for long days of wear!
  • Screen-printed by hand in Torquay, Australia
  • Regular fit - no tight shirt fitting nonsense here! 
  • Fits true To size
  • Comes in White, and Black
  • Cold Machine or cold hand wash only.

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The Long Story

Who would have thought, no more handshakes, no more hugs and no more fist bumps. SO What is the next best thing we can possibly hope for... An Elbow Bump (Also dubbed as the Corona Bump!)

And here we have it! #justbumpit - thats all you can really do to say Gday to your best mate... 

You’re a survivor, and my word you’re proud of it!

To pay tribute to the Corona Bump and write it in to the T-shirt history - three ordinary Australian’s (just like you) said “whatthuheck” and decided to create a LIMITED RUN OF 30 “Just Bump It" T-SHIRTS for the brave who wish to tell the tale. 

And we’re only doing 30 of these bad boys because that’s all we can really afford to make for our friends and family (and maybe even you)!

This printed shirt has designed by us with our mate, Narelle from ‘round the corner, who can draw the t*ts off a bull. You won’t be able to get this shirt anywhere in the world! 

And because we’re keeping it true blue, we’re printing our 100% Hand-Stretched-Cotton crisis Tees on Australian soil - just around the corner from your local milk bar and helping support our local businesses along the way!

Strewth! What a time to be alive…. 

This is a “let’s just see what happens” kinda thing, so we’re not offering this Australian-made item for $60 or $80 you’re used to paying for local quality. 

In fact, all you’ll need to scratch together to take your shirt home is OUR SPECIAL TRUE BLUE INTRODUCTORY PRICE OF ONLY $34.95!

TAG A FRIEND you know will wear this proudly as he or she soldiers through the insanity we’re all experiencing in this great southern land. 

Thanks for reading guys and enjoy your new purchase.

About Us

It All Started When Hell Broke Loose (And We Couldn't Wipe Our Arses)...

So we thought "bugger it!" Let's enjoy the time we've got and take the piss whilst we can.

Our Team Of Everyday Australians 

Valeri Tkatchenko - Chief Doer Of Physical Sh*t, Web Guy And Organiser Of Conversations (Also Makes Good F*cking Coffee)

Crisis Tee Founder Valeri Tkatchenko

Here he is! Valeri, King of the Peasants, spends most of his time losing money on the Stockmarket and flinging espresso's along bench tops at Mikro Coffee Roasters.

Apart from being a low-key weapon in the coffee community, he also spends too much of his life away from humans and distilling vodka from fruit scraps. 

Dean Denny - Deano from Marketing, Facebook-er And All-Round Flog

Crisis Tees Founder Dean Denny

How terrible is this dude's bow tie? Anyway - he's alright (although a little strange). Dean's got our back when it comes to developing the whackiest Facebook Ads and product descriptions on our site. He thinks he's Rocky Balboa, but he's more like Scrappy-Doo. 

Ask him about how he feels about Donald Trump. Then, just sit back and relax - you're in for a treat! 

Mel Bevahousin - Listener Of The Peoples, Savage Commenter And Mini Golf Extraordinaire

[ Photo and Profile Coming - She's Still Doing Her Makeup! ]


Narelle Craven - The-Sketch-And-Draw-Silly-Stuff-At-2am Pro And Crazy Cat Lady

Narelle can certainly draw the tits off a bull.

And there's nothing quite like her ability to pump out hella whacky shirt designs on notice shorter than Danny Devito's waistline! 

In fact, she came up with this design at 2AM.

(You do you, Narelle)

But if we're ever serious, we're serious about this: she's talented and we can't think of anyone with a cooler pot plant collection than her. 

P.s Be nice to Narelle, or she'll set her 2 "Super Cute" cats upon you!  

Alistair - Everyone's Favourite Local Hip Pocket-Tee Printing Hipster

If there was any Dad-like figure on the team, it would have to be good ol' Al.

Alistair never says no to a silly tee shirt idea (but he has deprived us of eating our stockpiled mars bars from the fridge once or twice!). In fact, he prints our funny tees faster than Steven Bradbury's claim to fame! 

As you can imagine, Al has a solid sense of humour and knows how important timely delivery of our tees are. We can't thank this guy enough for his support and are truly blessed by having someone doing such ripper work right around the corner and down under!