About Us

About Crisis Tees

It All Started When Hell Broke Loose (And We Couldn't Wipe Our Arses)...

So we thought "bugger it!" Let's enjoy the time we've got and take the piss whilst we can.

Our Team Of Everyday Australians 

Valeri Tkatchenko - Chief Doer Of Physical Sh*t, Web Guy And Organiser Of Conversations (Also Makes Good F*cking Coffee)

Crisis Tee Founder Valeri Tkatchenko

Here he is! Valeri, King of the Peasants, spends most of his time losing money on the Stockmarket and flinging espresso's along bench tops at Mikro Coffee Roasters.

Apart from being a low-key weapon in the coffee community, he also spends too much of his life away from humans and distilling vodka from fruit scraps. 

Dean Denny - Chief Word Doer, Facebook-er And Flog Who Likes Marketing

Crisis Tees Founder Dean Denny

How terrible is this dude's bow tie? Anyway - he's alright (although a little strange). Dean's got our back when it comes to developing the whackiest Facebook Ads and product descriptions on our site. He thinks he's Rocky Balboa, but he's more like Scrappy-Doo. 

Ask him about how he feels about Donald Trump. Then, just sit back and relax - you're in for a treat! 

Mel Bevahousin - Listener Of The Peoples, Savage Commenter And Mini Golf Extraordinaire 

[ Photo and Profile Coming - She's Still Doing Her Makeup! ]